So here I was at Parkway Parade, a childhood haunt of mine that has since been renovated and looks a whole lot different from the Parkway of my early years, and who do I happen to meet, but Selena Tan herself. Not being a particularly great fan of hers (I wanted to watch Dim Sum Dollies but for Pamela Oei instead) I simply walked her by, but she was in my field of vision long enough for me to realise a couple of things:

1. She’s REALLY short.
2. She looks like she’s put on weight since the time she was in Under One Roof.

Funny thing, though, I can’t imagine her slim. It’s almost as if she’s banking on this image to sell her stand-up comedies et al.

And in a totally unrelated incident, I believe I just walked past the deadspeaker as well on my way out.

It’s funny how many people you come across when you’re actually out for a change.