My Easter Sunday just took a turn for the yucky, so here’s a meme to get my mind off stuff. Thanks to Raydance and azuresque.

Instructions:
1) Cut and paste this meme onto your blog.
2) Bold whatever is true of you.

Me:
I can decently speak more than three languages (dialect counts as one!).
I can speak my dialect.
I live with my grandparents.
I’ve never cross-dressed before.
I personally know someone who died/was hospitalised of SARS.
I had SARS.
I don’t know how to play mahjong.
I don’t know how to play Blackjack.
I can decently play more than three instruments (and no, the recorder is not.)
I have spent more than $200 on an item before.

My preferences:
I do not hate pink. - except when it’s on a guy.
I’m anti-yaoi. - strange but true.
I’m anti-yuri.
I’m anti-hentai.
I usually support the bad guys.
I wish I could change my gender.
Japanese cars over continental cars.
Channel U over Channel 8.
Today over Straits Times.
Kino over borders.
Film fests over Hollywood.

My sch life:
I hate RI. - with a vengeance. for the fun of it.
I think pai kias are cool.
I passionately love an academic subject.
I was not from the Express stream.
I took Higher mother tongue.
I was never a class rep/comm member/prefect. - I don’t think secretary in sec 1 counts. It was just a slave role, anyway.
I have had more than 3 CCAs at one time.
I did things just for CCA points.
I got 10 points or less for my L1R5.
I never pon class before.
I never got booked before.
I was the teacher’s pet. - depends on the teacher. I loved Kenneth Ong.
I loved my school library. - only because I spent lots of time there online.
I think inter-fac/house events are a waste of time.
I liked/like social studies. - Don’t blame me. We had strangely appealing Social Studies teachers.
For primary school, I prefer to be in a single-sex school.
For secondary school, I prefer to be in a single-sex school.
I had/have a crush on a teacher. - more than one. from both genders.

My leisure time:
I have never went clubbing before.
I have never watched a Korean drama before.
I’ve watched 15 before.
I am a fan of one or more local bands. - but I don’t get most of Ronin’s music. meh.
I love J-rock. - X-Japan, baby!
Screw the Oscars.
I am a reality TV whore.
I confess. I like some of Britney Spears’s songs.
My favourite hangout is Orchard.
I have traveled to all continents.
I prefer Sly over Taufik.

My love life:
I had/have a stead.
if yes: I’ve never been dumped before.
I’m straight. - ayyyyyyyyyyyy.
I want to marry a foreigner.
I was a third-party before.
Even if I like someone, I won’t do the confessing.
I’m seme.
I believe that there’s nothing wrong with dumb guys dating smart girls.
I am against fornication.

My political leanings:
I support the PAP.
I think we should have the casino.
If I had the chance, I want to join the government.
And as the opposition. - oh the irony.
I think the government should legalise firearms.
I hope that one of LKY’s grandchildren does not become our prime minister. - They’re kinda duh, actually. *shudder*
I believe that we should have complete freedom of speech.
I’m anti-Mahathir. - He’s fun for a while, then he just steps on your toes sooner or later.
I’m anti-Bush.
I did not support the Iraqi War. - I thought it was a waste of life. and money.
I seriously believe that Singapore and Malaysia should again consider merger in the future.
National education is a necessary evil.

Food!:
I have eaten dog-food.
I only like Chinese food.
I hate Mc’s.
I hate KFC.
I hate BK.
I’ve never eaten at Crystal Jade.
I’ve never eaten at Bread Talk.
I hate Bread Talk. - What’s so good about them?
I’ve eaten at Equinox.
I’ve eaten at Raffles Hotel.
I’ve eaten at Chjimes. - Yeah, I brought my own food and sat on the grass.
I’ve eaten Ghim Moh’s famous char kuay tiao.

Thou Art a Pai Kia!:
I’ve taken drugs before.
I’ve stolen before. - woohoo! I confessed!
I’ve smoked before.
I have a tattoo.
I’m into BDSM.
I’ve more than one piercing on any ear.
I’ve non-ear piercings.
I think cult groups are cool.
I’ve watched porn before.
I usually don’t put my phone to silent-mode in the cinema.
I’m proficient in Hokkien vulgarities.
I’m not a virgin.