Of all the dreams I’ve ever had, this must rank as one of the craziest.

1. The whole dream began with my sister SMSing me “Why are you crying”.
2. I wasn’t, my eyes were tearing because they were sore.
3. Suddenly, I was back in camp with the Commandos, yet not at Hendon Camp.
4. I knew this because the place looked like my parish, complete with several parishoners too.
5. We were being invaded by red army ants, but apparently this happened every year so they were more than prepared for it.
6. It also happened to be my birthday, which, as you all know, doesn’t happen till September 19th.
7. And apparently a lot of people had well-wishes for me. I needed a website to store them all.
8. Aesop was there, too.
9. He had a funky story to tell.
10. Too bad I can’t remember exactly what the story was about.

And then I told myself I’ve gotta wake up and blog this, before I forget it all. This is what comes of having Café Cartel’s Cabrona Pasta for dinner and McDonald’s Chicken Fillet Value Meal for supper.