Call me slow, but I just discovered this totally nonsense feature in Yahoo! Mail. It’s called the Subject-O-Matique and it basically generates a random phrase for you to use in your email subject line. Examples include:

• Dim sum dollies. Now in convenient freezer packs.
• Ooh.. look at the pretty colours.
• Please return my rubber gloves.
• Everyone needs more bottles.
• If you don’t tell lies, at least you don’t have to remember what you have said.
• Extra kidney? Donate it.
• Dang! That’s the 10th Commandment I’ve broken today
• Hi, we shook hands. Please wash with dettol.
• Stop reading my t-shirt.
• Bet you wish you wore protection.
• Wake me up when it’s time to go to sleep
• What were you doing at Geylang yesterday night?
• Report for caning now.
• The chick you were with last night. His name was Robert.
• Year end bonus. Not for you…
• Closing down sale, since 1970.
• Dog food. Looks better then it tastes.
• Don’t tempt me to unleash the one-legged space chickens!

and of course, my personal favourite:

• Simi Taichi

1. It is Singapore’s first locally-produced romance movie.
2. It is based on a story written by one of the region’s biggest names - Catherine Lim
3. It stars THE most beautiful face ever seen on screen (your opinion may vary) - Nadya Hutagalung
4. It stars two of the best local actresses currently - Li Lin and Vernetta Lopez.
5. It stars macho heartthrobs Ananda Everingham and Qi Yiwu.
6. It stars my favourite up and coming local actress - Tracy Tan.
7. It’s directed by the same woman who made the local drama Growing Up such a moving story about family - Jean Yeo.
8. The visuals are breathtaking, thanks to acclaimed and talented Hong Kong cinematographer Henry Chung.
9. It’s a story about love, hope and making the difficult choice between dream and reality.

and the TOP REASON TO CATCH THE LEAP YEARS IS:

10. I’M IN IT!

Here I am (or at least my forehead) in the trailer, which can be found on the official website http://www.mediacorpraintree.com/TLY/

I’m betting Britain’s Got Talent will never be shown in Singapore, so I’m just going to spoil a bit of it for you… Here’s Paul Potts, arguably the most amazing amateur talent I’ve ever seen on television.

He’s singing Puccini’s Nessun Dorma, arguably the most famous tenor operatic aria - it’s Luciano Pavarotti’s trademark song, but somehow Paul manages to infuse an emotional depth that just makes the lyrics of the song so much more meaningful. Especially that last bit when he repeatedly sings “vincerò”, which means “I will win!” Whoa… finding it really hard to hold back tears at that point.

Well, enjoy!

It’s been slightly over half a year since I bought something from Jeanine… but when I saw THIS in her shop, I couldn’t resist.

So I placed my order…. and Domokun came in the mail today!

<3 MUDMAN <3
I LOVE MY DOMOKUN!

My phone’s also been needing a new case… so I got Jeanine to make me a phone pouch… and it fits JUST RIGHT! This lady is a genius. Check out her new range of felt accessories!

Thanks Jeanine!

Just got this link from direcow… it’s a brilliant advertising campaign from a German job agency. Check it out!

My personal favourite. Reminds me of my own Technical Writing job. Wouldn’t mind being surrounded by all that cash though! Hahaha…

http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2007/07/06/life-is-just-too-short-for-the-wrong-job/

I’m dumber than direcow and Alanna. No news there.

Due to a corrupted database on our server, I’ve lost at least one month’s worth of comments. Which isn’t that big a deal I guess, since I still have a pretty good idea of what they said. For now. Anyway… technology stinks when you can’t control it. Heh.