In praise of diction

A tribute to my absolute disability to enunciate my “r”s.

When you write copy, you have the right to copyright
the copy you write, if the copy is right. If however,
your copy falls over, you must right your copy. If you
write religious services you write rite, and have the
right to copyright the rite you write.

Very conservative people write right copy, and have
the right to copyright the right copy they write. A
right wing cleric would write right rite, and has the
right to copyright the right rite he has the right to write.

His editor has the job of making the right rite copyright
before the copyright can be right.

Should Tom Wright decide to write right rite, then
Wright would write right rite, which Wright has the
right to copyright. Duplicating that rite would copy
Wright right rite, and violate copyright, which Wright
would have the right to right.